Music, fashion, your weekend - laid bare.

Commando was dreamed up between two sisters on the infamous white isle back in 2002. This is only the beginning. I'll keep you posted, literally...

(TWOCROOKED @crookersss @bsaysrelax @TwoCrooked)

"Let me take you to a place I know you want to go it's a good life"

Things we like - Drake.  And Gorgon City.  ALOT.

So imagine our glee when we clocked this total beaut of a track;  the mighty Gorgon City have done a superb version of Drake’s magnificent Doing It Wrong and we are absolutely having it.

Gorgon City have not put one foot wrong in 2014 and are pretty much set to completely own the year altogether with the release of their much anticipated album Sirens this week.  Featuring stellar appearances from Twocrooked fav MNEK, Katy B and Maverick Sabre to name a few - you know fine rightly this debut offering is going to be an absolute banger from start to finish.

Do yourselves a favour and get it downloaded, and while you’re waiting, set Doing It Wrong on a loop - perfect hump day vibes all round!




Seriously though, Jennifer Lopez is 45.  FORTY.  FIVE!!

Please join us in gawping in awe at the unreal shape of J.Lo in her new video for Booty, featuring the only other woman who could join her in a song entitled as such - Iggy Azalea. Some nick. 

Have a good weekend everyone *said through gritted teeth, mid squat*





Iggy Azalea though…

Can’t say we even noticed she was doing the ice bucket challenge, too lesmerised by her completely unreal, slamming hot bod.




Belsonic, for Example

Happy actual days.  It’s that time of year again - BELSONIC!!!!

Belsonic 2014 kicks off tonight with an almighty bang in the shape of Example headlining and promising to have Custom House Square absolutely bouncing.

You know we are keen Belsonic veterans and will be there with bells on tonight, especially as Jess Glynne and Le Galaxie are gracing the stage pre big E.G himself. What a quality line up for a Friday evening.

2014 is quite the vintage year with a stellar line up including the mighty Chic and Biffy Clyro to name a few.

The sun is currently beaming on Belfast but you no what - who actually cares if it rains, grab yourself a Daily Mirror NI poncho on site partnered with a beer or ten and you are laughing! 

See you all there for a serious session!







Seriously. We LOVE this man. 

 Ibiza Rocks House at Pikes 2014 resident, unreal actor AND sheer dreamboat - the male form really doesn’t come any sexier than Idris Elba.  FACT.

Thursday swooning.

Awk you’re welcome!



Ohhhhhhh lovely.  It’s Friday.  In three weeks time the whole Crooks crew will be reunited on the White Ilse together.  This hasn’t happened since 2003 - call the fucking Policia!

Daft enough.

Here’s a fab mix from Twocrooked favourite Just Kiddin.  Crank it up as loud as begone to kick your weekend off reallllllllll nicccceeeeeeeee….





Well hiya Friday, you sexy little bastard you!

In celebration of a sunny and silly weekend ahead; here’s an absolute belter we’re pretty obsessed with right now in the form of Vic Mensa’s Down On My Luck - keep an eye out for this boy, he’s pretty damn good.

If this tune doesn’t make you want to strip down to your bikini/trunks and go buckdaft with a cocktail/beer in each hand, well then somethings certainly gone amiss!





It’s pretty hawt outside already, so clapping our eyes on the official Fifty Shades of Grey trailer certainly has us reaching for another Pear Picking Porky alright.

Check out local talent Jamie Dornan in action right here - we recommend you fast forward to 1 min 29, we’re good (read creepy) like that.

You really are welcome…




One is Indeed One

Happy 1st Birthday to the gorgeous Prince George - look at his wee face!

Kate and Wills if you ever need two top babysisters just you give Twocrooked a call…. (We’ll look after Prince Harry too if he’s up for it like)

Go on ahead Rory, you absolute legend!

A massive congratulations to local hero Rory McIlroy reigning victorious in the Open Championship at the weekend - absolutely not one bit of bother to you big son!

See you at El D the next time your home for a celebratory bucket of prosecco and some jagers aye?!