Commando

Music, fashion, your weekend - laid bare.

Commando was dreamed up between two sisters on the infamous white isle back in 2002. This is only the beginning. I'll keep you posted, literally...

(TWOCROOKED @crookersss @bsaysrelax @TwoCrooked)

"Let me take you to a place I know you want to go it's a good life"

ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY IS A BIG BOOTY…

Seriously though, Jennifer Lopez is 45.  FORTY.  FIVE!!

Please join us in gawping in awe at the unreal shape of J.Lo in her new video for Booty, featuring the only other woman who could join her in a song entitled as such - Iggy Azalea. Some nick. 

Have a good weekend everyone *said through gritted teeth, mid squat*

@JLo  

@iggyazalea

@twocrooked

#ghettobootaaaayyyy

Iggy Azalea though…

Can’t say we even noticed she was doing the ice bucket challenge, too lesmerised by her completely unreal, slamming hot bod.

#someshape

@IGGYAZALEA 

@twocrooked

Belsonic, for Example

Happy actual days.  It’s that time of year again - BELSONIC!!!!

Belsonic 2014 kicks off tonight with an almighty bang in the shape of Example headlining and promising to have Custom House Square absolutely bouncing.

You know we are keen Belsonic veterans and will be there with bells on tonight, especially as Jess Glynne and Le Galaxie are gracing the stage pre big E.G himself. What a quality line up for a Friday evening.

2014 is quite the vintage year with a stellar line up including the mighty Chic and Biffy Clyro to name a few.

The sun is currently beaming on Belfast but you no what - who actually cares if it rains, grab yourself a Daily Mirror NI poncho on site partnered with a beer or ten and you are laughing! 

See you all there for a serious session!

#welovebelfast

www.belsonic.com

@belsonicbelfast

@example

@JessGlynne

@LeGalaxie 

CAN YOU SAY, IDRIS?!

Seriously. We LOVE this man. 

 Ibiza Rocks House at Pikes 2014 resident, unreal actor AND sheer dreamboat - the male form really doesn’t come any sexier than Idris Elba.  FACT.

Thursday swooning.

Awk you’re welcome!

@idriselba

@DETAILS

Ohhhhhhh lovely.  It’s Friday.  In three weeks time the whole Crooks crew will be reunited on the White Ilse together.  This hasn’t happened since 2003 - call the fucking Policia!

Daft enough.

Here’s a fab mix from Twocrooked favourite Just Kiddin.  Crank it up as loud as begone to kick your weekend off reallllllllll nicccceeeeeeeee….

#vibez

@twocrooked

@wearejustkiddin

@etonmessy 

Well hiya Friday, you sexy little bastard you!

In celebration of a sunny and silly weekend ahead; here’s an absolute belter we’re pretty obsessed with right now in the form of Vic Mensa’s Down On My Luck - keep an eye out for this boy, he’s pretty damn good.

If this tune doesn’t make you want to strip down to your bikini/trunks and go buckdaft with a cocktail/beer in each hand, well then somethings certainly gone amiss!

#illdrinktothat

#twocrooked

@VicMensa 

@twocrooked

It’s pretty hawt outside already, so clapping our eyes on the official Fifty Shades of Grey trailer certainly has us reaching for another Pear Picking Porky alright.

Check out local talent Jamie Dornan in action right here - we recommend you fast forward to 1 min 29, we’re good (read creepy) like that.

You really are welcome…

@jamiedornan1 

@FiftyShades 

@E_L_James

One is Indeed One

Happy 1st Birthday to the gorgeous Prince George - look at his wee face!

Kate and Wills if you ever need two top babysisters just you give Twocrooked a call…. (We’ll look after Prince Harry too if he’s up for it like)

Go on ahead Rory, you absolute legend!

A massive congratulations to local hero Rory McIlroy reigning victorious in the Open Championship at the weekend - absolutely not one bit of bother to you big son!

See you at El D the next time your home for a celebratory bucket of prosecco and some jagers aye?! 

@McIlroyRory

#northernirelandsfinest

                                             

  

We are sooo fond of matchy matchy printed set combos.  FACT.  And no one and we mean no one does this better than the incredible Bill and Mar.

Our love for this fab label started two years ago and continues to rapidly soar.  Beautifully designed two pieces and custom made one off prints really distinguish Bill and Mar from any other labels right now.

So rejoice and fist pump skywards with us as their latest collection is now 50% off in the sale. YAY!

Go check it out - though could you wait until we’ve bought absolutely everything in our size first please?

Summer wardrobe officially smashed!

www.billandmar.com

@billandmar